Thursday, April 16, 2009

I have....

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To kill the time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Senior Manager Asks canteen boy (Ravi Pujari): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy just smiles.

Senior Manager : What are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet

Senior Manager : Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare¦

Senior Manager- Jab main Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai....

Naam hai...

Shoharat hai...

Paisa hai...

Izzat Hai...

Tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer

Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hain'





















Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai...

Jo Tumare pas naheen hai!

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

A typical Family

After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Sindhi man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'msick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I getthere. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOUHEAR??" and she hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both comingfor Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I am following Twitter

Yupii.. Finally I am really on Twitter, I am not sure what was stopping me till date to use Twitter to gain traffic but no grudges now I am using ORKUT, TWITTER to optimize the traffic to my site.

Lets say "Jai Sai" and back on blogging to earn some passive income.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Diary Of Destiny

Destiny is simple the strength of your desires.

If u cry at trouble, it grows double and if you laugh at trouble it disappears like bubble...

so keep smiling and be happy :)

Monday, April 06, 2009

Soon to be Mama now :)

My sister is 8 months pregnant now, and I have her this photo and she was really very happy so I thought to share with you.

Enjoy and give her best wishes for the delivery.

God bless her and her baby and reader over here and all over the place..

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Little Boy

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said. "I am a Father."
The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.
"The priest looked up from his book and answered.
"I am the Father of many."

The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way! The priest, getting impatient, said.
"I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.

"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

And the Girl friend is....


Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent (only females)

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
• bike rides each duration 1 hour
• trips to National Highways
• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple
• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with

Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected