Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dream Marriage :)

Name : Chimpi Kalia

DOB : 15/11/67

Weight : 101 Kg Only

Height : 4'7"

Color : Dark Black

Birthplace : Bihar

Dream : Marriage only with the person reading the post :)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Cock & Cock

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one
young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock : 50 meter run. >From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "What the hell ! This is the fifth
GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Toothpaste and Bra?

Question. What is the similarity between Toothpaste and Bra?

Answer. Kholo, Dabao, Muh mein dalo aur Fresh Ho Jao!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Boss is Boss

She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed."

Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.

Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER"

Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or "helmet") and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...

This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM

Sunday, May 10, 2009

This is what we call LUST !!


Fraud with Innocent Boys

Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys

Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys

Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy

Moral of the story :

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !!!!

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Play the Game !!

Shopping was a good way to reduce the extra pounds of weight but not now, any more,because Shop Wiki is an online search based community with all the modest way for shopping inbuilt.

The search engine searches within 180,000 online stores for best of the products prices. As you might be aware that searches can be refined by price range, brand, sites, and even color. Users can create wikis for any manufactured goods—whether it is wedding decorations or computer hardware or software.

For example, if you want to purchase toys for kids, all you need to do is visit Shopwiki.com from here you can select toys option to get Educational Toys, Outdoor toys, Creative Toys or simple indoor games and there you go; here you’ll get advice as to how much money you should expend, you will be able to see the Show Type and Style, and where to shop. To the best of knowledge most of the products are available with video reviews along with loads of information here.

ShopWiki is a shopping search engine intended to help customers find exact goods on the Internet without any trouble. One of its own kind shopping search engines with the aim to combine advanced Web-crawling technology with consumer-written wiki, with an impressive feature set - counting wiki style buying guide, user generated video reviews and a cool hunt by color function. I like ShopWiki’s features, In my opinion the option of searching by color for Shoes and related products is very impressive.

ShopWiki is an effortless shopping resource. There’s plenty of information added by people who have used shopwiki, and the search engine will locate the products in matter of seconds what we’re looking for; and in the best of the time i.e in counted seconds. It’s fast and resourceful which won’t disappoint you. With ShopWiki it is always the customer & shoppers first, because Customer is GOD