Monday, September 28, 2009

Work Attitude...

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his
employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business
and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended
family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire.

They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go
and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The
carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was
not in his work.

He resorted to Shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an
unfortunate way to end a dedicated career. When the carpenter finished
his work the employer came to inspect the house. He handed the
front-door key to the carpenter. "This is your house" he said, "my gift
to you."

The carpenter was shocked! What a shame! If he had only known he was
building his own house, he would have done it all so differently.

So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting
less than our best into the building. Then with a shock we realize we
have to live in the house we have built. If we could do it over, we'd do
it much differently. But we cannot go back.

You are the carpenter. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or
erect a Wall. "Life is a do-it-yourself project" someone has said . Your
attitudes and the choices you make today, build the "house" you live in
tomorrow. Build wisely!

Thursday, September 24, 2009


A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500. "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters." The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer. Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him*"BOSS"!!*

Friday, September 18, 2009

Love, Success and Change


Dwell not on the past. Use it to illustrate a point, then leave it behind. Nothing really matters except what you do now in this instant of time. From this moment onwards you can be an entirely different person, filled with love and understanding, ready with an outstretched hand, uplifted and positive in every thought and deed." -


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Thankless Thursday

Yesterday I posted " Cigarette Achi Hai " on my blog and emailed 589 contacts to view it and I got around 140 visit to my blog, which I believe is feasible figure but now I am considering the blasting amount to 1000 person.

Please be informed that today is Thankless Thursday where I really want to thank people on coming and click on the available Advertisement by Google and adbrite. Happy Clicking :)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Cigarette Achi Hai

Dedicated to all the smokers out there and to me.. Now I know the reason why guys smoke and I have started smoking ...

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagti hai.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Few good thoughts:

Few good thoughts:


1. Pray as everything depends on God and work as everything depends on you.

2. To handle yourself use your mind and to handle others use your heart.

3. Don’t lose your mind in success and don’t lose your heart in failure.

4. Beauty and color may attract the eye but character appeals to the heart.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Be Happy !!!





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Men are still men at any age

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.  The girl replies, "I guess about 29."

The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself.  She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.  She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.  The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."  Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.  Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.   It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.  Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.  He bounces and weighs each breast.  He gently pinches each nipple.  He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.  After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay... How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?'

The old man replies, "promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Diff between Believe and Faith

There was a tightrope walker, who was so good that he could walk between two twenty stories building on a tight rope with a balancing pole. Thousands of people would watch him perform his breathtaking feat. After he walked across the building he would have his assistant sit on his shoulder and he would proceed to walk across the building. Everybody was amazed and gave him a thunderous applause. He asked them whether they believed that he could do it again. The crowd said, “Yes, we believe that you can!” After a while he asked the crowd again, “Now, who wants to volunteer to get on my shoulder?” With that the crowd became silent.



There is a difference between Believe and Faith. We can believe what we see. In the above story, the crowd believed in the tightrope walker because they saw him perform the feat. But when he asked them “Who wants to get on my shoulder?” everyone was silent. You see, the crowd had Belief but they did not have Faith. This story clearly illustrates the difference between belief and having faith.



"Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours."



I hope that you are a person of FAITH. Have a nice day.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009



Live life - Enjoy it to the fullest

Amazingly True and Hilarious

Check this one -

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return
with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)


You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)


You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted
the colours of your favourite team (-10)


You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)


When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

Pass it on to the poor fellas for info & to the gals for a good laugh !

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Review on Final Destination 4

Hi Guys,

Finally I was on time to watch Final Destination 4 which I promised with the last post. So please be ready for a harsh review about this movie.

For this movie, you can use all the synonym of a word worthless.... lemme give some to you as well. This movie is & was of no value I should have read the review before booking the tickets worth Rs 220 plus the booking charges of

Another synonym is rubbish, the movie was so predictable that this is going to happen next. He sees and tries to save but can't save, graphics were so good but bloodbath was so much that I really didn't liked the movie.

In another words, I won't another Hollywood flick as I had two back to back pathetic movie.

Suggest me some good flick before I even think of going for another movie.. Till then happy time ahead..

Good Nite.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Final Destination 4

I wish to see Final Destination 4 this weekend,

This is one of the promo pic which I saw when I searched about the review of the pic. Will post more about this, If I get the balls to see the scary movie

Tuesday, September 01, 2009


came across a pig and said " I roar and the jungle fears'

Pig's reply : Now a days " I sneeze and the world fears"

See, How things change with time....


Hi People,

Finally I used twitter to start gaining the traffic from massive resource of twitter. Will keep you posted with the traffic which I gained on daily basis.


Thanks for taking time out in reading all of my posts.



Atul Punjani

Amazing Choreography must see....

Things Aren't Always What They Seem


Things Aren’t Always What They Seem


Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy
family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the
cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw
a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the
older angel replied,

Things aren’t always what they seem.

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very
hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the
couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good
night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
wife in tears.

Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the
field. The younger angel
was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen

The first man had everything, yet you helped him. she accused. The second
family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow

Things aren’t always what they seem, the older angel replied.

When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold
stored in that hole in the wall

Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good
fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it. He continued, Then last
night as we slept in the farmers bed, the
angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren’t
always what they seem.

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out the way
they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is
always to your advantage.

You might not know it until sometime later…