Work Attitude...

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his
employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business
and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended
family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire.

They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go
and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The
carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was
not in his work.

He resorted to Shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an
unfortunate way to end a dedicated career. When the carpenter finished
his work the employer came to inspect the house. He handed the
front-door key to the carpenter. "This is your house" he said, "my gift
to you."

The carpenter was shocked! What a shame! If he had only known he was
building his own house, he would have done it all so differently.

So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting
less than our best into the building. Then with a shock we realize we
have to live in the house we have built. If we could do it over, we'd do
it much differently. But we cannot go back.

You are the carpenter. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or
erect a Wall. "Life is a do-it-yourself project" someone has said . Your
attitudes and the choices you make today, build the "house" you live in
tomorrow. Build wisely!

Parrots!!!

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500. "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters." The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer. Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him*"BOSS"!!*

Love, Success and Change

 

Dwell not on the past. Use it to illustrate a point, then leave it behind. Nothing really matters except what you do now in this instant of time. From this moment onwards you can be an entirely different person, filled with love and understanding, ready with an outstretched hand, uplifted and positive in every thought and deed." -

 

Thankless Thursday

Yesterday I posted " Cigarette Achi Hai " on my blog and emailed 589 contacts to view it and I got around 140 visit to my blog, which I believe is feasible figure but now I am considering the blasting amount to 1000 person.

Please be informed that today is Thankless Thursday where I really want to thank people on coming and click on the available Advertisement by Google and adbrite. Happy Clicking :)

Cigarette Achi Hai

Dedicated to all the smokers out there and to me.. Now I know the reason why guys smoke and I have started smoking ...

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagti hai.

Few good thoughts:

Few good thoughts:

 

1. Pray as everything depends on God and work as everything depends on you.

2. To handle yourself use your mind and to handle others use your heart.

3. Don’t lose your mind in success and don’t lose your heart in failure.

4. Beauty and color may attract the eye but character appeals to the heart.

Donkey Balls (Italian)

Be Happy !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Men are still men at any age

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.  The girl replies, "I guess about 29."

The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself.  She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.  She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.  The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."  Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.  Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.   It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.  Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.  He bounces and weighs each breast.  He gently pinches each nipple.  He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.  After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay... How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?'

The old man replies, "promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Diff between Believe and Faith

There was a tightrope walker, who was so good that he could walk between two twenty stories building on a tight rope with a balancing pole. Thousands of people would watch him perform his breathtaking feat. After he walked across the building he would have his assistant sit on his shoulder and he would proceed to walk across the building. Everybody was amazed and gave him a thunderous applause. He asked them whether they believed that he could do it again. The crowd said, “Yes, we believe that you can!” After a while he asked the crowd again, “Now, who wants to volunteer to get on my shoulder?” With that the crowd became silent.

 

 

There is a difference between Believe and Faith. We can believe what we see. In the above story, the crowd believed in the tightrope walker because they saw him perform the feat. But when he asked them “Who wants to get on my shoulder?” everyone was silent. You see, the crowd had Belief but they did not have Faith. This story clearly illustrates the difference between belief and having faith.

 

 

"Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours."

 

 

I hope that you are a person of FAITH. Have a nice day.