Joke: New English to Hindi Dictionary

Boys way of describing the English !!

Selfish : Chootiya
Stupid : Lund Aadmi
Hatred : Lund Pay Marna
Frustrated : Tattay Latak Jana
Flatter : Tattay Uthana
Blunder : Maan Chodna
Jealous : Jhaantain Jal Jana

Shirdi...

Shirdi.... Sai Dwarka Mai, I am visiting Shirdi tomorrow.. Rather I will be leaving for Shirdi today, to meet my Saint, my lord. I love him. I actually love him.

He is the Almight will upload all the pics which I will click in way to him. I hope and pray that I have good Darshan of his holiness.

Sai mera dhyan Rakhna.

I just love hearing it !!

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

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Know your Customer

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...









First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Starting Again......

This is what my Page Rank is..... Just Page Rank 1

No Real updates so far on my blog just because of Planetatul.com because what I thought I will be able to manage both but I wasnt able to do that because of my office work. And yes just forgot to tell you that even I lost the blog on planetatul.wordpress.com because I guess they came to know that I had loads of paid post over there but now I have decided I will compensate every paid link with loads of free inbound links. Hope I get success this time because I need to have 1 LAPTOP, 2 LCD TV, 5 Shuffle or MP3 player and loads of stuff and I believe this is the best way to reduce my lump.

So guys wish me luck as I am starting once again the journey to scale new page rank. Om Sai Ram

Letter to Dad!!!

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.

It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.


I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

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Video Games from ShopWiki

Just like Google, the Daddy of all search engines. ShopWiki is a shopping search engine that indexes retail products from thousands of online merchants. ShopWiki actively crawls more than 120,000 stores to ensure you find the best product and price available. Their Wiki Buying Guides allow every user to change, edit and update content on the site. It is a new collaborative shopping directory built entirely on user-added reviews and shopping guides. While user-contributed shopping directories and product review sites aren't new, the site differs from similar efforts by letting consumers actually edit each other's product descriptions.

I was searching for video games and I was lucky to find this site because I found the best deal on that. I was advised Video games can be a lot of fun, and also easy to take over your life, so I was very careful.

With ShopWiki I got Video Games by Brand and mind boggling information through them. For example I was just aware that there is one standard Xbox but there are several versions of the Microsoft Xbox. There is the standard Xbox 360, Xbox 360 Arcade, and for the full deal, the Xbox 360 Elite.

So now I have decided to play with Xbox 360 Elite.

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love letter!!!

Great Creativity: Excellent love letter!!!



My dear (ek chand ka tukda) , after (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my SCOOTY(First love) and


(Invented for life) and my (Pure passion). I always (Believe in the best) and you are(Better than the best).

You are (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.


I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is


but don't worry as I am also ICON(The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are S(The Coolest ones) and my friends are (Happy to help). If Father say no, we will run away and marry and (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)



Trust in God who's always (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are (Made for each other) .. Now that (we are listening) the




song of love, you must know that love is (Real taste of life) , (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and(Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye


I wrote little but (Yeh dil mange more). !





(Digitally Yours) !!!!!