Thursday, October 23, 2008

Debt Consolidation

Debt is the problem of all common man which is a because of mismanagement of finances. Getting out of debt can be a vicious circle causing a lot of problems. Getting debt free is everyman’s dream and to realize that dream you must have debt consultation which can be very helpful in correcting all your debt problems. And to get a free debt consultation you must visit Mydebtconsolidationadvice.com as it contains useful information. With there suggestions or advice you can start the right path to correct all your debt problems and hopefully learn how to stay out of the mess that debt can create especially for credit card debt consolidation. The process of debt relief or Debt consolidation involves moving or taking a new loan to pay off your existing loan. Taking a new loan to pay off old loan might seem ludicrous but if you plan it out properly, it may help you solve your problems. As the loan will carry a lesser interest or a fixed rate of interest that will help in reducing the amount that you need to pay towards interests thereby helping you pay more towards principal and thereby helping you get rid of your debts much faster. Truly, a debt which have become simultaneously due and which have grown at an unmanageable extent is very difficult to solve. It needs a wise business counsel to solve such problem. Looking for one? Mydebtconsolidationadvice.com is ready to help debt-worried people. Debts can be manageable if you are only desirous to have them solved by you. A particular system being used to solve debt problem is known as debt consolidation. You can contact debt companies today and solve your worry tomorrow. A debt unsolved today will remain as debts tomorrow until ad infinitum if not settled by the debtor. Visit the site mydebtconsolidationadvice.com and get to know some important information about debt settlement and other forms of debt settlement procedures. You can be free from your debts.

Killing English .... Series 1

  • Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

  • Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

  • Once English Teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

  • "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Shaadi alias Marriage

BEWARE !!!

  • Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
  • Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
  • Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.
  • Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
  • Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
  • There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
  • Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
  • Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
  • They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
  • When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  • There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but they still stay together.
  • Marriage is man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.
  • A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
  • At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
  • When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
  • Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished … !

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Today's Fortune by Orkut

Today's fortune: You are going to have a very comfortable old age

What the fuck I am going to do in the old age. When my current life always stay in

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Our Mind !

Our mind is never with us. It is always either with the past or with the future. The day our mind is with us we will do wonders. When we are sitting idle, either we are in clutches of past or in the dreams of future.

Beach Vacations !

Cabo San Lucas, also known as Cabo - The Beach Town, is located at the southern tip of the Baja California peninsula, in the heart of Mexico. Cabo, Is one of the beautiful townships of the world. Cabo is also a beautiful sea nearing place where fishing sports and wonderful scenes are enjoyable. One of the best possible beach vacations, wondruous villas and luxury hotels that will make Cabo your second home.
Also make sure to visit RockStarRentals.com for Cabo San Lucas villas at a competitive price. You will be welcomed by loads of beautiful pictures of Cabo and hotels and villas being featured. RockStarRentals.com also provides Cabo San Lucas real estate like villas and condos. Find you dream luxury villa ocean front rentals in Cabo San Lucas through this site. I will be with my family to spend the whole summer staying in Cabo villas and experience heavenly bliss.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ready to wear Jeans !

Change is the need of the hour. No matter if it is cloth or clothes, when it comes to shopping for women they want to buy the whole world.

Jeans have become an inseparable part of human clothing especially in the women section. You have so many varieties and options to choose or say opt from that it can actually be quite difficult to pick out the perfect pair of jeans. But there’re some basic guidelines on what kind of jeans look best for your specific body type, especially for women jeans: slim, curvy, athletic, full figure, short, and long. Since there are differences in the body structure of men and women body, women need accurate selection for their body type. So to gather more knowledge please go through this page at shopping portal for more information, so you can shop with confident. You may also check the modern jean styles. As all of us know that Shopwiki finds and crawls every possible online store on the internet, so you can find many of modern jean styles and the latest update jean styles from thousands of online stores.

Now go online. Swipe you card and get that desired jeans of yours.

You Need Investigation !!

Staying alone?

Does someone follow you when you go out?

Does someone call you from various numbers?

Does someone knock your door, but when you open it no one is there?

Does that ring a bell of terror in your mind? If yes… I personally recommend a site which is known as allstateinvestigation.com.

One of my friend who was constantly getting bothered from the hoax calls and chase up, used there services and with the help of Private Investigators she was able to catch hold that it was her ex- boyfriend who was trying to keep an eye on her daily activities. How rubbish. I mean in a relationship you need to have space but anyways, with the Private Investigator help she was able to over come this problem.

The company allstateinvestigation.com has over 50 year of experience on the back and they also work for charity by providing free suggestion. So do call at 1-800-94-TRUTH and feel safe.

Friday, October 10, 2008

10 things even money can't buy !

Ages after ages it was drilled that we must remain happy and contended with what we have. But today's generation like me and just about everyone in this competitive world are running after one sole thing: money and creation of wealth. But there are different ways in which different human beings think. For some wealth creation is abundance of money while for some others it could be just living joyfully. Money or the creation of wealth can give you pleasures of life and help you realise your fantasies. To say that money and subsequent creation of wealth can buy everything is a misnomer. The true fact is money cannot buy everything. Here is a list of what money cannot buy but things that can be cherished over a period of your life perhaps.
1. Vision and mission of your life
2. Nurtured relationships
3. Values
4. Personal development
5. Genius
6. Mentor and guide
7. Team spirit
8. Humility
9. Developing efficiency
10. Adaptability and acceptability